Saturday, June 18, 2022, 11:00am Castro
Sunday, June 26, 2022, 11:00am Castro
+Streaming
(note: the shorts are listed here in the order they were presented at the June 18 screening, which may vary from the order on June 26 or on the streaming platform)
- 桶妝仙女 (Tǒng zhuāng xiānnǚ • Tank Fairy) 💖
- The Syed Family Xmas Eve Game Night 😒
- Unicorn 😑
- Grindr Baby 🙂
- BRUTAL 😊
- Fernanda 🙂
- Tell Me Something I Don’t Know 👎
- F^¢k ’Em R!ght B@¢k 👏
“桶妝仙女 (Tǒng zhuāng xiānnǚ • Tank Fairy)” dir. Erich Rettstadt, 2021, USA/Taiwan, 10m. in Mandarin Chinese with full English subtitles 💖
Winner: Jury award, Best Narrative Short
The “tank fairy” delivers cylinders of cooking gas, a necessity of everyday life, but they also deliver a dash of glitter and glamor to young Jojo, a boy who wants something more fabulous than being bullied on the school playground. It’s an inventive premise, cute and sweet but also fierce, with a remarkable performance by the child actor portraying Jojo. Definitely a must see.
“Tank Fairy” is just the first episode of a planned web series about splashes of fabulousness in Taiwan.
“The Syed Family Xmas Eve Game Night” dir. Fawzia Mirza, 2021, USA, 11m. 😒
A young Pakistani woman brings her Puerto Rican partner home for the annual family game night. It’s a premise rich with potential for drama and comedy, but the execution is kinda clunky. In particular, the older sister is an obnoxious bitch just to be a bitch, with little else to round out the character. Cute but unsatisfying.
A “unicorn” is a third person who connects with an established couple to provide a little sexual spice but in a non-threatening way. In this case, though, the unicorn gets rather more than he bargained for when it turns out the couple has a macabre hidden agenda. More than a little weird, with an unsatisfying ending.
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“Grindr Baby” dir. Gaby Dunn, 2022, USA, 5m. 🙂
“BRUTAL” dir. Sam McConnell, 2022, USA, 13m. 😊
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Best line: “You spent the entire broadcast yelling about human death camps while massaging your nipple.”
“Fernanda” dir. Mary Angélica Molina, 2021, USA, 13m.
(also screening in “Oh! You Pretty Things”) 🙂
Fernanda |
“Tell Me Something I Don’t Know” dir. Neal Mulani, 2022, USA, 15m. 👎
A joylessly annoying narcissist decides for his 25th birthday to invite some friends to join him at a luxurious weekend rental, but with a hidden agenda: he wants them to tell him everything they hate about him. Well, what I hated was this film. Not recommended.
“F^¢k ’Em R!ght B@¢k” dir. Harris Doran, 2022, USA, 12m. 👏
Sammy wants to be a rapper, but for the time being he has a day job with the city of Baltimore, mostly to get the health benefits. His boss is out to get him, using as her weapon random drug tests. Sammy gets dosed, given an edible that he didn’t know was “loaded,” so he goes into panic mode, especially because he needs to take two days off work for his upcoming mini-tour of Delaware. He and his friends scheme a way to fuck the system right back. Well done, highly recommended.
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